Joke:// A man and a woman are having dinner together. The woman recoils in horror as the man eats his pork chops.
Woman: “How could you eat something that used to be able to gaze deep into your eyes and bweak your widdle heartie wartie??”
The man stopped eating, stood up, and walked over to the woman, saying nothing. Then, he bent forward, looking her square in the eyes. She was getting nervous, and fidgety, trying to back away but failing miserably. Finally, after an agonizing eternity of stone face silence, the man spoke:
“I only eat animals that are staring at me.”
The woman fainted.