Hippie: If you’re obese, you’re allowed to call others obese. Unwritten rule of society.
Me: By that logic, if you’re biting people in the left shin in the name of mayonnaise, you’re allowed to label those who do the same thing. Everyone else who tries to weigh in on the topic is a Bigot. We are a proud mayo bitey people, and you will not insult our tribe! Would you sign a petition to get a Federal Law passed to end discrimination against MayoBitists? No? Get with the times, facist. Judging me for biting you on the left shin in the name of Mayonnaise makes you worse than Hitler.