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https://nypost.com/2017/01/13/masturbating-at-work-is-a-doctor-approved-stress-reliever/

Ah. Afternoon Delight. Here’s the thing, though. If your company authorizes this, they should facilitate it. You shouldn’t have to be sneaky about it. If you have bathrooms, you should also have masturbation rooms. Picture this. A re purposed office with no windows. A cheap flatscreen hooked up to a Chromebox with a cheap mouse and keyboard. A cheap leather manager’s swivel-chair that lets you lean back. The chair and desk are Ergonomic. No Wifi, though. Pick your media collection, and put it on the hard drive. This isn’t the time for social media interruptions. Also, if you end up searching for just the right thing every time, the block of time allotted to you will be exceeded. Just get it done, with media that has been proven to work for you. When you are done, change your clothes and throw them down the laundry chute to be sterilized. Newly pressed business attire should be ready for you to get back to work. Also, those rooms should be thoroughly cleaned, and often. I would advise against using the same room for both genders for obvious reasons. If you are non-binary, you get a room too, facilitating your custom needs as long as the system can be efficient, so you all can get back to work refreshed. It’s not a big deal, and it should be treated as just as much of a biological function as using the Toilet. Go #3!

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